I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh god the rape fog is back!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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