I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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