I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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