another moral hangover. fuck.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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