She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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