Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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