I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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