dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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