Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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