people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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