why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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