I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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