I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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