Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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