it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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