i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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