I think my vagina is haunted
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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