He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Come share oat with me in your robe
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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