Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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