i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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