Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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