I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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