I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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