can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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