Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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