it wasn't lemon gatorade
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize