he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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