their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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