There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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