why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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