I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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