@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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