The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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