I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
operation harelip BJ is a go
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
either way he was missing a nipple.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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