I need help removing her.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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