I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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