finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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