I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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