its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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