you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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