: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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