Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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