They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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