How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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