it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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