You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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