I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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