that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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