problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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