We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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